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The celebrity nude photo leak has brought the issue of privacy and technology bubbling to the surface of what ails us when we can’t sleep at night. It’s not just J-Law and co. who are vulnerable. We’re all vulnerable.

At least, that’s what it seems like. But just how paranoid has it made you about your data? Do you long for the pre-smartphone days of yore? Or do you not let a little thing like privacy concern you? After all, privacy is soooo 1999. Take this definitive quiz and find out once and for all.

Quiz Time: How Paranoid Has The Recent Celebrity Fappening Made You?

Question 1

What is iCloud?

Question1

A
A place to store your nude seflies.
B
A place to store data that can be accessed anywhere.
C
iDon’t Know.
D
A hacker’s paradise.
Question 2

4chan is…

Question2

A
A guy.
B
A website.
C
The root of all internet evil.
D
J-Law’s publicist.
Question 3

Has your partner ever shot any compromising images of you on their phone?

Question3

A
Holy sh#t.
B
No.
C
Does me caught snacking on cat treats count?
D
Well, duh. Of course.
Question 4

What sort of pics do you store on the cloud?

Question4

A
Mostly of my cat.
B
Mostly of my cat, nude.
C
Mostly of me, nude.
D
Mostly of my kids, my cat and my boring, sedated non-nude life.
Question 5

If someone told you there’s a bug in 'Find My Phone', you’d think:

Question5

A
Get some bug spray and kill it.
B
In English, please.
C
Is this like a Millennials version of the “fly in my soup” joke?
D
Yeah, the hackers allegedly exploited that vulnerability using iBrute to get those celeb pics. Jeez, everyone knows that.
Question 6

Do the phrases “account lockout” and “rate limiting” mean anything to you?

Question6

A
Who am I, Jonny Lee Miller?
B
Oh hell yes. When properly used they can help reduce brute force attacks.
C
Does the phrase “I’m not a f#cking nerd” mean anything to you?
D
No. No they don’t.
Question 7

Pick one of the following:

Question7

A
Jennifer Lawrence.
B
Kate Upton.
C
Becca Tobin.
D
Justin Verlander.
Question 8

Have you looked at the leaked pics?

Question8

A
Of course not! (of course I have).
B
No.
C
On the one hand I feel bad that Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pics were released, on the other hand... well that one’s busy.
D
#TheFappening
Question 9

How far would you go to stop your nude pics getting out into the public domain?

Question9

A
This is why the internet should have a kill switch.
B
Oh come on, it’s only human anatomy.
C
I’d travel through space-time using a closed time curve and loop back to 1989 to assassinate Tim Berniers-Lee before he got a chance to invent the World Wide Web.
D
I thought I told you I don’t take nude pics!
Question 10

Who should be blamed for the leak?

question10

A
Apple.
B
The media.
C
The Illumnati.
D
Bryan Hamade.
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