Find Out What Type Of Black Friday Shopper You Really Are In This Hilarious Quiz
Black Friday. A time when people come together to show solidarity, kindness, generosity, and the charitable nature of the human spirit. Nah, only kidding. It’s like a zombie apocalypse without the zombies.
Instead there are Black Friday discount goods and promotions that see hordes of hungry, normally placid human beings storm retailers and fight tooth and nail for a bargain. Eyes will be clawed. Bodies trampled.
Any modicum of civility is cast aside as the nasty, bare-face horror of consumerism raises its ugly head—and uses it as a battering ram to charge through the marauding queues.
At least, that’s the idea anyway. But, maybe that’s not you? Maybe you’re the last vestige of manners in a sea of rudeness. Or maybe that is you. Take our Black Friday quiz and find out!
What Kind Of Black Friday Shopper Are You?
Quiz time: What Kind of Black Friday Shopper Are You?
When you go to the store to get your discounted Vizio 96" 4K Ultra HD Smart TV with extra HD, your weapon of choice will be:
Shoppers are fighting each other for an Xbox One ‘Fallout 4’ bundle with a $50 Target gift card. There’s punches being thrown. Do you:
When Black Friday approaches you feel a sense of:
You see someone about to be crushed underfoot by stampeding shoppers, so you:
This Black Friday you will be:
When you see a "25% Off" sign you:
Complete this sentence: "Black Friday retail shopping makes me…"
You've told your friend you would kill in cold blood for one particularly expensive consumer item—and now it's on sale at an insanely cheap price, but there are only a few available. Would you:
What does Black Friday mean To You?
Which of the following could you not live without:
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