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Fergie recently dropped a new music video, her first song since 2014’s “L.A. Love (La La),” and it’s bursting with celebrity moms—Kim Kardashian, Ciara, Chrissy Teigen, Alessandra Ambrosio and more all feature looking stunning for a song appropriately called “M.I.L.F. $.”

Pronounced ‘MILF money’ the video starts with a MILFman/milkman driving around a suburban neighborhood eyeing up the celeb moms as they go about their mom business—like breastfeeding their infants, as we see Chrissy Teigen doing with her child Luna.

These moms aren’t your average type though, these are Hollywood moms who like to give knowing winks to each other and wander around their front yard in their bras and hot pants.

“Heard you in the mood for a little milfshake / Welcome to the Dairy Dutchess Love Factory” the lyrics begin—and by now we are all fully aware that this is no ordinary kind of suburbia. These are no ordinary kinds of MILFs either.

In fact in the video MILF doesn’t actually stand for what you think it does, it stands for Moms I’d Like To Follow. Yeah, course. “Changing the acronym to Moms I’d Like To Follow is about empowering women who do it all,” Fergie told Entertainment Weekly. “They have a career, a family, and still find the time to take care of themselves and feel sexy. With a wink of course :).”

Of course. The video also features lots of milk, in bottles, in giant milkshakes with pole dancers, Fergie bathing in the stuff, Kim Kardashian even has a milk shower while wearing huge golden heels at one point. It’s quite something.

The song is taken from Fergie’s upcoming LP Double Duchess, her first since 2006’s The Duchess.

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