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It’s fright night soon so why not test your mettle with this Halloween quiz? You can look at it as a primer for the big night of dress-up, ghouls, goblins, ghosts, and lashings of fake blood. The night of All Hallows’ Eve, a period marked since pagan times, an ancient festival that ushered in the dark months of winter.

A time when medieval Irish kings would hold banquets in their great halls to use up the stock of summer, tell stories and ponder the future. It’s also known as Samhain, that period of reflection and celebration after the harvest was done, and a night when the dead would rise up and walk among the living.

And, you know, a time to dress up as a sexy Bert and Ernie and get wasted on green-colored punch. Which is how people generally mark this ancient festival in the teen years of the 21st century.

So in honor of that you can play this Halloween quiz and see if you can survive the night. It’s a night that begins like many others, with you home alone. But then, like all good horror movie tropes, you suddenly receive a phone call very late at night. Yet who but someone with murderous intent calls at such an ungodly hour?

From there this Halloween quiz will put you through your paces as it’s time to make some quick-fired, ill-thought out decisions as an intruder enters your home and starts acting like they’re recreating the first scene from the Scream movie. What follows in this Halloween quiz is plenty more horror movies shamelessly ripped off paid homage to. So prepare to follow that familiar horror movie narrative arc of starting off somewhere safe and familiar—and ending up somewhere new, terrifying, gruesome and deathly.

For now, all that’s left to ask is: Can your heart stand the shocking, unholy terror of this abominable Halloween quiz? Play it and find out.

It’s Time to Play The Halloween Quiz

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It’s Halloween Quiz Time: Can You Survive The Night?

Question 1

You’re home alone, it’s nearly midnight. The phone rings so you answer it, someone says hello but you don’t recognise the voice on the other end. They say they like what you’re wearing then ask for your name. Do you:
Question1

A
Tell them your name.
B
Hang up.
C
Threaten to call the police.
D
Scream that you’re SICK AND TIRED of people trying to sell you stuff.
Question 2

After hanging up the phone you suddenly hear a noise at the front door, it sounds like someone’s trying to open it. Do you:
Question2

A
Go over and place your ear to the door to find out what you can hear.
B
Cry.
C
Go get the baseball bat from under your bed.
D
Go switch on the TV and see what’s on.
Question 3

While you’re fretting over the front door, a window smashes in your kitchen. What do you do?
Question3

A
Go investigate—must just be the wind, right?
B
Mutter something about damn kids and turn the TV up.
C
Curl into fetal position and go to a happy place.
D
Go hide somewhere.
Question 4

You try to go online and post something to someone, anyone, about how creepy your situation is getting. The wifi’s down, you've got no cell service. You can hear some groaning coming through the open window. It’s time for you to think about leaving your house. How do you choose to travel?
Question4

A
By car, car is safe. Maybe you can flag one down in the road?
B
On foot, you can always run.
C
Time to bust out your skateboard. There’s always time for an ollie.
D
Your bike, it can make speed when needed.
Question 5

You’re now outside and it feels like you’re being followed. Suddenly you can see a car in the distance with its lights on. Do you:
Question5

A
Go approach it and tell whoever’s in it you’re freaking out and think you’re being followed.
B
That dark woodland up ahead looks kind of appealing, you might head in there.
C
Cry some more.
D
Wish you were back at home playing “Resident Evil.”
Question 6

As you approach the car you notice the front windscreen is covered in blood from the inside. Maybe this wasn’t such great idea. You run into the woodland. While there you see a cabin. Do you:
Question6

A
Head inside. Nothing bad’s ever happened to people in a cabin in the woods, right?
B
Creep round the back and see if you can peek through a window.
C
Climb on the roof and stay there.
D
Go further into the woods. It’s cold, it’s late, there are unknown howls coming from the darkness. What’s the worst that could happen?
Question 7

It starts to rain so the cabin seems the sensible place to be. While walking about in the semi-darkness you trip over a book on the floor. You look down at the cover, it reads: Necronomicon by Abdul Alhazred. Seems legit. Do you:
Question7

A
Take a seat, open it and start reading it aloud.
B
Throw it across the room and run like hell.
C
Place it back on the shelf next to a copy of a book called The Grimoire.
D
Cry.
Question 8

All this creepiness has tired you out, so you sit down to take a rest. Suddenly a tentacle comes from nowhere and grabs your thigh. Do you:
Question1

A
Scream then grab it and bite it as hard as you can.
B
Leap from your seat and turn to face whatever abomination is there in the darkness.
C
Run straight for the door.
D
Sit there silently sobbing.
Question 9

You jump out of the chair and turn to see who the figure is the tentacle belongs to. Silvery moonlight reflects off a slithering form with innumerable eyes and blistering flesh. It rears upwards. It lets out a guttural, painful bawl as it’s shapeless hulk lurches towards you. What do you do?
Question9

A
Meh. You’ve seen worse coming out of the bars on a Friday night.
B
Confront this abhorrent evil and quip the following: “Yo, She-Bitch. Let's go.”
C
Throw yourself to the ground whimpering and hope this hell beast will take mercy on you.
D
Hiss as loud as you can and arch your back. Hey, it works for cats.
Question 10

Your legs are badly injured by the attack but it doesn't stop you crawling along on your hands towards the door. Your hand touches a shotgun on the floor which you didn't notice when you came into the cabin. It's loaded and has one round left. Do you:
Question10

A
Point the shotgun at this night terror's face and cry. “I”LL SEE YOU IN HEEEEELLLLL!”
B
Keep crawling towards the door. You can make. YOU CAN MAKE IT!
C
Roll over on your back, look up at the ceiling and watch a fly buzz around and out the window.
D
Wish you’d never left your house.
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