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These funny drunk texts are proof that often smartphones and wasted people are never going to be the greatest of combinations when alcohol is involved. As a valuable life lesson there are a few important things that you should never attempt to do while completely under the influence of booze. And by ‘never, we mean NEVER.

One of those is drive a car, another is to cook anything that’s going to need a naked flame. And looking at these funny drunk texts you should never use your phone either. It’s enough that you wake up the next day with your head pounding and sweating out beer. But lets face it, funny texts from drunk people can be hilarious.

Because, what you don’t want to add to that is a deep feeling of regret over all those random and sometimes remorseful funny drunk texts you sent off too. Alcohol and sense of reason are not the best of friends.

Still, the drunk mind is a mystery and when someone has consumed a fair bit of alcohol they may get an idea that a normal sober mind would immediately shutdown. Like, say, picking up your phone to text an ex or just text anyone AT ALL. What you might think is just a normal message will quickly join the ranks of funny drunk texts.

The Joy And Karma Of Funny Drunk Texts

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Because often what gets sent is absolute gibberish, total nonsense that the recipient has to try and decipher. And while receiving funny drunk texts can be amusing, it can also be totally worrying too. Because it shows just how utterly wasted you are, meaning the person at the other end may worry about what might happen to you.

Still, as long as phones and alcohol are around, and there’s no sign of them disappearing any time soon, funny drunk texts will happen. And lets face it, there’s nothing better than showing the guilty party their funny drunk texts from last night and watch their faces as their world collapses around them. It’s pure entertainment.

Check out some of our favorite funny drunk texts below.

The Best Funny Texts From Drunk People

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