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Black Friday. A time when people come together to show solidarity, kindness, generosity, and the charitable nature of the human spirit. Nah, only kidding. It’s like a zombie apocalypse without the zombies.

Instead there are Black Friday discount goods and promotions that see hordes of hungry, normally placid human beings storm retailers and fight tooth and nail for a bargain. Eyes will be clawed. Bodies trampled.

Any modicum of civility is cast aside as the nasty, bare-face horror of consumerism raises its ugly head—and uses it as a battering ram to charge through the marauding queues.

At least, that’s the idea anyway. But, maybe that’s not you? Maybe you’re the last vestige of manners in a sea of rudeness. Or maybe that is you. Take our Black Friday quiz and find out!

What Kind Of Black Friday Shopper Are You?

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Quiz time: What Kind of Black Friday Shopper Are You?

Question 1

When you go to the store to get your discounted Vizio 96" 4K Ultra HD Smart TV with extra HD, your weapon of choice will be:
Question1

A
Morning star.
B
Flamethrower.
C
Your astute eye for a bargain.
D
Invisibility.
Question 2

Shoppers are fighting each other for an Xbox One ‘Fallout 4’ bundle with a $50 Target gift card. There’s punches being thrown. Do you:
Question2

A
Selflessly rush in there and split them up with a “Bros, bros, bros, we’re all capitalists here. Let’s work something out.”
B
Film it so you can upload it to YouTube later.
C
Run.
D
While they’re arguing you take your chance and swipe the bundle for yourself.
Question 3

When Black Friday approaches you feel a sense of:
Question3

A
Dread.
B
Excitement.
C
Indifference.
D
Hatred for all mankind.
Question 4

You see someone about to be crushed underfoot by stampeding shoppers, so you:
Question4

A
Swoop in and save them, shaking your head at man’s inhumanity to man.
B
Kick them out your way, you’ve got deals to buy.
C
Save them, then push them to the side because you’ve just spotted 15% off the Misfit Flash fitness tracker.
D
Pick them up then use them as an excuse to get to the front, claiming they need air.
Question 5

This Black Friday you will be:
Question5

A
Swinging fists at your fellow shoppers in the hope of finding cheap goods.
B
Chilling at home playing ‘Battlefield 4’.
C
Down Walmart, in riot gear, stalking the aisles for a discounted Apple iPad Mini 2 16GB.
D
Waiting for Cyber Monday.
Question 6

When you see a "25% Off" sign you:
Question6

A
Weep with joy.
B
Focus directly on it like a target, then sprint towards it faster than The Flash on speed.
C
See if it’s something you might want to purchase and make a mental note.
D
Buy it immediately no matter what is it.
Question 7

Complete this sentence: "Black Friday retail shopping makes me…"
Question7

A
A more complete human being.
B
Feel festive and excited.
C
Want to overthrow the capitalist regime.
D
Grateful for the internet.
Question 8

You've told your friend you would kill in cold blood for one particularly expensive consumer item—and now it's on sale at an insanely cheap price, but there are only a few available. Would you:
Question8

A
Actually kill for it.
B
Trust in fate and karma and Buddha and Jesus that you will get it.
C
You were speaking metaphorically, but let’s see how the day plays out.
D
Meh, now it comes down to it you don't actually want it.
Question 9

What does Black Friday mean To You?
Question9

A
A re-enactment of 'The Purge.'
B
A chance to buy some festive gifts for friends and family.
C
An event that gives you a chance to vent all your pent up rage.
D
A retail version of 'The Hunger Games' that's best avoided.
Question 10

Which of the following could you not live without:
Question10

A
Love.
B
Hope.
C
My family.
D
A Vizio 96” 4K Ultra HD Smart TV.
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