A Parenting Quiz To Tell You Whether Your Child Rearing Skills Are Good, Just OK, Or Plain Terrible
The great thing about taking a parenting quiz is that you can find out once and for all, how good your child rearing skills are. Or, if you’re not a parent yet, then how good they will be, should the day come and your life officially end (just joking). Of course you could be a terrible parent, in which case this parenting quiz below will tell you that too.
As any body who has procreated will tell you, being a mom or dad is seriously difficult. No longer can you be spontaneous and decide that you and your partner want to head out for dinner after work. Not unless the dog is a great babysitter. No, instead you will have to plan a meal out together, probably six months in advance. That way you can coordinate getting someone to look after the kids and you can make sure you get that meal booked at that restaurant that has a six week waiting list.
Then, what will probably happen is just as the waiter is pulling out the seat for you to plonk down on. Just as that first glass of champagne is about to touch your lips. The babysitter will call. One of the children has been violently sick/tied up the dog/gone AWOL/discovered your stash—and then you have a decision to make.
How Do I Know What Kind Of Parent I am?
Good parenting or bad? Our parenting quiz will tell you!
So that’s where this parenting quiz comes in, how you react determines forever more what kind of parent you are and how others will judge you down the grocery store and on social media.
Because the thing is, everyone’s got an opinion on how you should do things when it comes to raising little versions of yourself. Should you follow this school or that, should you sleep train or not? Are TV screens and tablets bad for them? How much guilt should you feel if their first word is “iPad”?
But you know what, there’s only one scientific way to know the quality of your child rearing—and that’s to take an arbitrary parenting quiz you found on the internet and see how high you score.
Then, and only then, will you know how good a parent you are.
Take it away.
Test Your Parenting Skills In This Parenting Quiz
On A Scale Of 1- 10 - Are You A Good Parent?
You’ve left the house and are well into a three-hour drive to grandma’s, just you and your delightful offspring. When you suddenly remember you haven’t changed your baby’s diaper all morning. Do you:
While out grocery shopping your kid’s acting up and messing around with the shopping cart, being dangerous and obstructive. Do you:
You’re at the zoo, near the alligator enclosure. Little Jezebel can’t see anything and wants to get a closer look. Do you:
It’s late and you’re at your best friend’s birthday party. It’s coming up to your kid’s bedtime. Do you:
Your kid’s on the swing at the playground. You notice a long line forming as other kids are waiting to have a go. Do you:
The stroller just broke, it's a scorching hot day, 90F in the shade. You’re a long way from your parked car. Do you:
At the local daycare your 2yr old son Luis is biting and pushing the other children. What do you do?
You’re breastfeeding in public. Someone tells you how offensive he or she finds it. Do you:
You find your teenager’s marijuana stash. Do you:
It's Sunday afternoon, your 3-year-old wakes from their nap early and walks in on you and your partner in the bedroom having intercourse. Do you:
You scored %%SCORE%% out of %%TOTAL%%.
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