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The US might be out of the World Cup, but America, and the internet, has a new hero. That hero’s name is goalkeeper Tim Howard, a man of epicness who’s yearbook photo quote foretold of the greatness that was to come.

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But it wasn’t just shots at goal that Howard can save, according to the internet he can save pretty much everything—from the dinosaurs going extinct to Ned Stark being beheaded, even Blockbuster video from closing. An lo, the “Things Tim Howard Could Save” meme was born. Let’s take a look.

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He’s a great contraceptive.

He can even save the world.

Heck, he could even be president.

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