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When it comes to career goals, it’s not often you hear about people who want to train to become a specialist in dry humping — or, as this guy likes to refer to it, alternative love therapy. Is that even a career?

But after watching this video maybe you’ll feel like a change in direction when it comes to your job? Something that really benefits your clients—something you can really get some job satisfaction from.

Meet Niko, a professional dry humper who provides his services to the lonely, to those who want to recapture the innocence of youth before sex messed things up. Call him up and he’ll come right over to your house to provide you with some dry humping expertise and emotional relief.

Niko gives us some details about his service, “The benefits of alternative love therapy are amazing. Decreased street levels. Increases in serotonin. Decreases in cancer rates. Healthier lifestyles. Happiness. These are some of the small benefits you get from dry humping.”

You’re no doubt thinking, what the heck? This can’t be real. And, no, it can’t be.

It instead a very funny video, spoofing such jobs as ‘this professional cuddler’, by those Los Angeles comedians The Hambone Group. It could be believed, except when Niko is espousing the benefits of alternative love therapy and lists all the unbelievable results you will achieve. Seriously?.

Are we all really that gullible? Well actually, now you mention it, i guess we are. Still, there’s no reason why you can’t retrain and become the world’s first actual professional dry humper. You would be the first qualified person in the world to ever to offer this type of service for money.That has to count for something, right?

Whether you’ll actually have any clients is another matter.

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Dry humping video via Youtube

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