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Spiders, spiders everywhere! It’s a grim truth that our brain refuses to acknowledge so that we can function normally in our everyday world and not resort to panicking and burning down everywhere that an arachnid has been sighted.

Still, there is a chance that you might one day (very soon, maybe even sooner….what’s that crawling up your leg???) come face to face with one of these eight-legged horrors and we suggest that you take the following advice–Shout out as loud as you can “NOPE”, and run for the hills.

Or (if you have a spaceship) take off and nuke the site from orbit….it’s the only way to be sure!

Here are 20 examples of when this might be a good idea to take the suggested advice above if you want to survive:

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1. NOPE! If a spider is any bigger than a pin-head then it’s time to evacuate the premises, do NOT try and play a game of cards with it!
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2. Nope, NOPE! Humans are not the only creatures that enjoy a cup of coffee. Be afraid!

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3. Nope, nope, NOPE! Never, under any circumstances think of going up a ladder to remove a spider from the celing

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4. Nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Spiders eat snakes for breakfast, just imagine what they have for dinner

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5. Nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Trap a spider in a container and your problems multiply a thousand-fold

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6. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Forget about sleeping for the rest of your life! Seriously, do not fall asleep–EVER!

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7. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Join the army, see the world, meet a whole new species of horrific spiders

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8. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Contrary to popular belief spiders do not like you touching their legs (why would you even contemplate doing this?)

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9. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! If this ever happens in your house then it’s time to move…..to a galaxy far, far away

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10. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Spiders bite, and by ‘bite’ i mean THEY FRIKKING BITE!!!! Spider44

 

11. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Rest rooms are most definitely NOT a place to get any kind of rest

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12. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Always remember that female spiders have babies, lots and lots….and LOTS of babies

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13. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! One word ………”WHY!?!”

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14. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Only a crazy person would want to see what’s inside a spider’s nest

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15. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Try and kill an arachnid and you are in for a whole world of pain

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16. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! We kinda said this a while back, “ONLY A CRAZY PERSON GOES NEAR A SPIDER’S NEST!”

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17. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! If you have a pretty face then you are in some serious trouble Spider45

 

18. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Despite appearances spiders are a lot stronger then they look

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19. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! No amount of body protection will ever save you from an eight-legged attack

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19. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE! Basically we are all screwed (and that includes you Mr. Badger) when it comes to dealing with spiders!

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About ‘Nope':
“Nope” is an informal variant of the negative response “no.” On the web, this emphatic expression is used to indicate fear, disgust or general distaste towards something, most prominently stories or media relating to spiders, in similar vein to other dismissive phrases like “do not want” or “kill it with fire”.
Origin

According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, the word “nope” as an emphatic form of “no” was used as early as 1888. It is unclear when the word was first used in association with fear and disgust online. On October 19th, 2010, the /r/nope subreddit was launched featuring photographs of spiders, accumulating more than 5,400 subscribers in the first four years.
Spread

On November 11th, 2011, Redditor oddfuture445 submitted a photograph of a person holding a black widow spider titled “Nope Nope Nope D:” to the /r/WTF[9] subreddit, receiving upwards of 1,700 up votes and 200 comments before being archived.

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  • Soren Jonnsen

    The pic with the military, the critter is not a spider. It is mistakenly called a Camel Spider, but is not one (spider).

    • Liam Knights

      That’s what it wants you to think. Then it’s in your boots.